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The US government claims to have powers of chronomancy (lemmy.ml)
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https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/04/8716/

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

So that's why it was named that.... TARD-US

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

This is going to really set off the UFO/secret government tech conspiracy folks somethin' fierce.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space

"We can drive a car from one point in space to another and when we arrive, time will have moved forward by some amount."