Be prepared! : cat

[+] floo@retrolemmy.com 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Oh, thanks, old man, that is really very nice

I can always count on you for help and friendly advice

Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size

Oh, God, that's not a sword, it's your cat in disguise

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

... know what?

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was an archive of hacker/skiddie-friendly files hidden within that image. Things likes tools to overload/flood a website or server, keyloggers, and other things to leave behind, like offensive images or even a virus.

It's been 10+ years since I've seen it float around though.

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I see.
https://archive.org/details/kitty_202403

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

ah yes the 500MB low-res cat image with mostly black background, totally normal

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 43 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Pocket Pussy?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Do not the kitten.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 10 months ago

I mean, the cat's name is Tenga...

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

High catliber

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At the range like

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago

I'm sorry, I have never not needed a kitten. Any situation is made more bearable with them about.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably not properly hygienic, but I'm willing to allow it.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm betting that it's a vet.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 10 months ago

That completely makes sense and hadn't occurred to me. But I'd still like to imagine a world where my vaccination for flu or covid comes with a tiny fur face.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This works with guinea pig babies too, for a different flavor of pocket vocalizations

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

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[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anders has entered the chat.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Anders wouldn't have gone off the deep end if Ser Pounce-A-Lot was in Dragon Age 2.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Just make sure you follow proper administration procedure.

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I keep that mf thang on me.

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 months ago

Always be purrpared

[+] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

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