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[–] notsure@fedia.io 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

....lateral dispersion is not an answer, but delay...ask dad and grandad about the Y...teehee

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] notsure@fedia.io 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

until the 60's, nude swimming was the norm...

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

This is my greatest anxiety about the chance of having a gay child. I mean, alongside the systemic oppression they will face.

But also, I'm both afraid I'll make this joke and regret it. And also afraid I'll pass on the chance to make this joke and regret it.

Plus the systemic oppression thing. That too.

[–] readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 2 years ago

The best part about the cartoon is that you can pass the joke at first, then send the cartoon later anyway

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

As someone who came out and didn’t speak to their father for a year, this would have been a much better response to my coming out.

We’re good now though, it’s been 30 years.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish my kid was gay just so I could do this.

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"but Daaad, I am straight."

"WHAT, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE FOUND YOUR KINK"

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sexual orientation isn't really a kink but lol

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -1 points 2 years ago

He can come out as something suitably unacceptable, like a breeder.