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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Years ago, on one cold evening, me and my ex girlfriend went into a dollar store to buy a few things. I forget what few things she got, but I went to buy her a hoodie for $15 I think.

She rang out at the cash register first, while I'm right behind, holding the new hoodie and ready to pay for it.

The cashier looked at me and ever so politely asked me if I was gonna give my girlfriend back her hoodie before she walked out into the cold.

I was confused for all of about two seconds before I realized the cashier assumed the hoodie already belonged to her haha!

So, I thanked the cashier for the reminder, and carefully handed it over to her, careful not to reveal the price tag still on it. She heard too and knew what time of day it was..

Free hoodie! 😂🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If👏you👏 don't👏want👏us👏to👏steal👏your👏clothes,👏then👏wear👏ours👏so👏 they👏 smell👏like👏you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Me wearing my GFs thong so it smells like me.