The same people made a 500-cigarette version because of that Orville meme.
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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I'm getting cancer just looking at it
20 cigarettes is healthier than 500 cigarettes, so I'm going to use that and be healthy.
I love how quickly that escalated. Bortus has one cigarette, shares it with Klyden who loves it. They go from 1 to 500 in a literal instant.
The only way to optimize your intake.
With how expensive cigs are, what a shitty invention. The cig is a break in the moment. A chance to turn off the clock, go outside, look at the trees and nature. Then toss that bitch on the ground to last at least 400 years in the environment.
Earth, you don't have to be crazy to live here. But it helps.
some brands still have cotton filters and actually do biodegrade…
they’re still poisonous to fish and birds and toddlers… but won’t last as long.
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but, like i always say, smoking a cigarette through a filter is like sucking dick through a sweater….
Mentlegen
Came to the comments just for this, was not disappointed
Hear me out: a cigar
500kg of weed, "toxic fumes", one person got so fucked up they sat down for a bit of tea 😂
20 cigars seems a bit much
If you're inhaling a cigar, you have no idea what you're doing...
What you'd be doing is inhaling a cigar. Now go pretend to be a snob.
Lol, that is not even related to snobbery, I'm pointing out a common misconception! Unlike cigarettes/vapes/THC/etc, tobacco pipes and cigars are literally not meant to be inhaled. Plus, the thick smoke is unfiltered, so it's even worse for you than cigarettes...
You're doing great, keep it up. I love the "it's not even" touch 10/10.
Are you okay...?
Yes, thanks for asking. How are you doing?
Ceci n'est pas un cigar.
If it was profitable to build pyramids there'd be one on every corner.
They were basically just busy work during the cold seasons anyways.
Wow! The tick! I haven't seen this cartoon since the 90s, but this is still top of my mind knowledge. I really enjoyed the Amazon live action show too! Sad it got canceled.
We also do still build some pretty wonderous things. Just saw a picture the other day in, iirc, China. A high rise or skyscraper, that looked as tho it had been unzipped from the top through about half way down.
I agree with your premise, but people were saying in the comments that unzipped building was either AI or photoshopped.
Well then I feel a little silly. But yea my point stands.
I need the European Pall Mall adapter that has 21 slots for the whole pack.
lung cancer speedrun any%
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In this economy?