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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Option E

RTFM!

Gotta love those

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

PEBCAK is good too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

F: UAT was fine. This is now a change.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

E: Ah it looks like the external dependencies which we didn't version lock via conda or docker or lxc or nix or guix due to "expedience" have changed. Whelp, gonna need to update the code, that'll be $100k, or $50k if you want it done fast.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Got mixed up with the prices 👀

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

"Working? I wasn't informed of this change to requirements"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Please open an issue

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

My go-to is "What happens when you try?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

B, change weeks to years, and that's a thing happened to me recently

Hint: they forget to add a environment variable

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

E: LGTM 👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

me: skill issue hangup

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

All of them. Fuck you, programmers. You never want to own your own mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Fuck you, I never make mistakes!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I want to argue with you, but that's pretty accurate. The only time I'll admit I'm at fault is if I know who actually screwed up. I'll say, "My mistake, I'll get that fixed right away," then I'll privately message the real culprit.

But if I know it was me then I'm picking one off this list and kicking the can down the road. I'm the stereotypical lazy and spineless programmer.