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You can make people drunk by touching them (hilariouschaos.com)
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It has to be physical skin to skin contact. Everytime you touch them, it is the equivalent of one beer, unless you focus extra physical energy into holding them, the it’s about the same as 2 shots of vodka

They will feel all the normal effects of being drunk when touched

Making someone drunk takes about the same amount of energy as a jumping jack

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao thinking about "focus extra physical energy into holding them".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They call him, The Coz!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

💯

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does it work if you touch yourself? Are the effects stacking?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

No it doesn't work on yourself. It doesn't stack

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do I always do this or can I let people stay sober?

If I remain in contact with them but don't focus on extra drunk, will the 1 beer wear off eventually?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yes always. Yes it wears off you just touch them again