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Galactic Trade Federation responds to Trump tariffs with an invasion of the planet Naboo (www.betootaadvocate.com)
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In response to Trump, the Trade Federation has launched a full-scale invasion of the peaceful planet Naboo — just 48 hours after U.S. President Donald J. Trump enacted sweeping 25% tariffs on the interstellar shipping and trade conglomerate.

Viceroy Nute Gunray, declared the move “a defensive commercial operation” though eyewitnesses reported thousands of battle droids pouring into Naboo.

“These tariffs are an attack on our economic freedom,” the Viceroy stated.

“We will not sit idly by while they tax our trade”

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