this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone had to make a mold for this, melt the brass, pour it, watch it take shape, and polish this thing without ever ONCE going "Am I making an item that may be a threat to humanity and potentially whatever species comes after it?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

It looks more like it's made from off the shelf parts, I think. Still had to design and assemble it though πŸ‘Œ

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

β€œDon’t you dare drop my fuckin tacos in front of Jesus you little slut”

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

The listing says it's brass

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Double fisting it. Offering up 4 tacos

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I would pay twice that for the novelty alone. I fucking love tacos.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Seriously. My regular buttplug was like 100USD!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair: sometimes you really need two free hands. Great for situations like that, like driving a manual.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

And when you need the grip to be able to leverage your full body weight into insertion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hilarious! But it needs a way to extract the spent tacos after you ate them!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It looks like 316 maybe 316L. It will rinse right off, let it rip soldier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Because when you want butt tacos, think Jesus de la Grieta