USSR: Shoots down spy plane and captures pilot
USA: "One of our planes used for weather monitoring has gone missing."
USSR: "Huh. What a strange coincidence. We shot down a plane just like that the other day."
USA: "Really? Yeah that is strange. The pilot was having issues and must have flown into your airspace on accident."
USSR: "Oh BTW, we recovered a bunch of surveillance equipment from that plane we shot down. ...And we have the pilot."
USA: "Fuck."