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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wished someone cared about me this much ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

The IRS cares about you and your wealth โค๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

AI cctv does

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's the social panopticon. But the point of the panopticon is that no one is really watching. What we feel on our eyes is the abstract eye of ideology, which constantly tries to constrain our souls and bodies into well defined (and inaccurate) frames so that we will be compliant.

DEFY THE EYE CLAIM YOUR IDENTITY THE GRESTEST BATTLE IS IN OUR MIND

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ok but then why does my neighbour joke about the fun party night when I'm coming home from a night shift. And why does a random friend of my mums that I only know by sight tell my mum when I am and I am not home.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The first neighbor obviously has no idea how you really spent the night, is only living their dream of late-night parties through seeing you come home as they leave for work.

The random friend may be able to see your lights go on, and your mum may want to know you're alive and safe without bothering you. Mums start that the first night their baby sleeps in another room and it continues their whole life. Most of us don't have that neighbor friend and just have to hope our kids text us once in awhile. I hope your mum lets you live your life without judgement. And I hope the random friend would let you know if something happened to your mum.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

People need to get less creepy hobbies than neighbour stalking. Like, god, if you're that bored, go watch YouTube or smth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Won't this get me into trouble?

Worst thing I imagine: someone calls the police.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Another day of being happy that im a middle class cis hetero young white man and not someone who could be in danger on the streets because of some stupid bastards who hate me specifically for a group im in.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I always feel like, sombody's watching me

and I have no privacy, oh oh oh

I always feel like, sombody's watching me

who's playing tricks on me?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

What do you mean? I checked my doorbell camera and you always leave house at around 8 am and return around 5.30 pm, nothing out of the ordinary? /s

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wowowuwa olala ouwe, king in the castle king in the castle, i have a chair i have a chair, go do this

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

This but unironically.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rich! We were evicted from a hole in the ground!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

If i could afford a hole even for just 2 days I could go on that vacation I always dream of.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

#ParanoidSchizophrenia

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Private eyes clapclap they're watchin' you clapclap they see your every move.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That's why I try to leave as little as possible.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel like this needs a song from the before times. Hold on, I gotta go back in time to fuck this.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

holy fuck I feel that too

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You don't go to the international eye licking festival

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Mine is the POV. I can't do weird things in public because someone is always watching.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Never understood the feeling tbh. Watch me or not, I'm doing all the same things regardless.