Job Application Clown Show

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Job Application Clown Show is a community for sharing the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright hilarious job applications—whether you created them yourself or stumbled across them while job hunting. From outrageous requirements to bizarre applicant responses, if it belongs in a circus, it belongs here!

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Now Hiring: Executive Unicorn Wrangler (Entry Level) (hilariouschaos.com)

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Pay: $8.50/hr + 3 stale donuts/month

Do you thrive under unreasonable pressure? Can you juggle flaming chainsaws while reciting the Constitution backwards? We’re looking for a multi-talented, telepathic, bilingual (in dolphin and Elvish), emotionally available candidate who can:

Work 27 hours a day, 9 days a week

Tame wild spreadsheets with your bare hands

Provide emotional support to our office plants

Defeat our CEO in hand-to-hand combat (optional but strongly preferred)

Requirements:

PhD in Quantum Basket Weaving

12+ years of experience in a field that doesn’t exist

Own a time machine (must be willing to share)

No need for sleep, ever

Perks: You’ll receive exposure (not to sunlight), the joy of unpaid overtime, and the opportunity to cry in a luxurious janitor's closet.

Apply now! Or don’t. We’ll find you.

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