“Since you’ve asked, no. Not from your head, though those upon your head are, without question, magnificently radiant. I am, however, thinking of hair from you not seen by many, hair in a place far more hidden and private: I ask for a single strand of hair from your armpit.”
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"nay lass, i need a hair from your cochlea"
".. my what?"
"what"