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Dungeons and Dragons - Memes and Comics

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"Title" - [Comic Name]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Celibacy” isn’t a command. It’s… a noun. It doesn’t work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

In that case, I'll use Power Word: Kick to the Nuts

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Command has a range of 60ft not 5ft

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Why let facts get in the way of a joke?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Isn't it more important that it only lasts 1 round?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But it can only target humanoids

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It can target any creature. They just need to be able to understand you; and not be undead. So a dragon is a fine target

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Celibacy on the bard is not something they can understand though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Is this a Shrek Donkey joke?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

atop its* hoard