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A place to meme about the glorious ROMAN EMPIRE (and Roman Republic, and Roman Kingdom)! Byzantines tolerated! The HRE is not.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Explanation: During the Third Servile War, a slave uprising led by gladiators, the Roman Republic endured several defeats at the hands of the rebel army which ravaged large stretches of Italy. Rome, despite being immensely warlike, was not expecting to fight a war on Italian soil, and so was unprepared for the uprising. Despite the initial success, the meandering of the rebel army, led primarily by a gladiator veteran called "Spartacus", stalled it for long enough for Rome to re-organize itself and defeat the rebels. After they were defeated, the rebel army refused to give Spartacus up - either out of loyalty, or because he had already died in the battle. Rome, terrified by the first major war on Italian soil in over a hundred years, crucified all of them along the Appian Way, a major road.

By popular imagining, the refusal of the rebels to give up Spartacus is, by the excellent but not particularly accurate 1960 film Spartacus, performed by them all claiming to be Spartacus to the Romans, rendering any attempt to find the 'real' Spartacus impossible. This is not supported by any historical accounts of the war, but is cool as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'I'm Spartacus, and so's me wife!'

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

NOT SO FUN FACT: Despite crucifixion being a slow death, once crucified, even if removed from the cross, survival is dicey at best. After the Siege of Jerusalem, the Jewish-Roman writer Josephus came across three of his acquaintances who had been crucified very shortly before he came upon them. Josephus begged Titus, the general in charge, to have them taken down. Titus did so and assigned them physicians. They lingered for several days, but ultimately, only one of the three survived.