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[–] Hoimo@ani.social 52 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gimli was just trying to help in any way he can. You think anyone in Elftopia was capable of hitting the ring with as much power as a dwarf in the prime of his life? They couldn't even punch down a tree, which is why their land is overrun with the bloody things. And the one time they made a "legendary" sword, it famously shattered into a million pieces. Wouldn't have happened with proper dwarf craftsmanship, I tell you!

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This comment has graduated to becoming my head canon for this scene

It makes everything make sense

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

That's the smart thing to do if you are a skeptic.

If everyone just shrugs and walks away when told "you can't go through that door", nobody ever discovers the whole city is a fake made by aliens to study humans.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] celeste@kbin.earth 4 points 8 months ago

Gimli's gold sickness was for blonde hair, apparently

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Throw it in a volcano? In the volcano district?