transcription: can i please be your live in maid, i can cook and clean ocasinally and, and im partially housetrained already (i swear i wont bite the guests much)
I don't have guests π€·π½ββοΈ
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guess ill just have to bite you >:3
Fine by meπ
Be my live in maid please. If I let you bite me all you want will you promise not to bite the guests at all?
i dont write checks i cant cash, but ill be happy to bite you all you want <3
Omg yis pls be my qpp homemaker I'll financially support the two of us and give you head pats
The manga this is from, Useless Ponko, is such a cozy read.
:o
i wsh i were dis comf...
most maid dresses kinda look plastici n not soft n comfi at all ;(
i wan kinda stuffy maid dress.. not as in - actulli stuffy, bt lik - nt jus thin plastic layers u kno?...
A quality maid outfit is so, so, so expensive, but I still want one so badlyyyyyy.
If only there was some rich pervert who's fetish was femboy maids who would be willing to spend like $300 on one for me to wear π
all you're getting is a suit
uhm cud u mayb... link to where one cn find actulli quality lil maid dress kindsa?....
I can't link :( The best ones I've ever personally seen were custom tailored to fit at a nearby medieval faire. I think the couple that owns the booth makes them more as a hobby, so I dunno if they have a website.
I also dunno if I could ever buy a maid outfit in person, even though I would certainly need it fitted. I think I might get too embarassed >///< I still go by their booth each time I go to the faire tho, it's nice to dream.
oh... oki fine... i wan comf maid dresssssss <3
i wan the sof materials n stuff... i dun care bout the adult stuff- - i jus wan to look comf n feel comf n kindsa jus look.... jus look nice.... ;(
I did meet one and he seemed to seriously have money available to offer but it was check only and seemed too fishy. I never ended up taking his money so i think he still has it. HMU if you want me to find him.
checks bounce. sounds dangerous
Yeah idk how to deal with that.