Just wait til she shits on your lawn though
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I would unironically love it if my wife would bust out a chocolate telling me "whos a good boy?".
I will wash the dishes for that.
You should wash the dishes no matter what. You live there. Clean up after yourself.
Naw
Bro, dogs can't have chocolate! \s
Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
Years ago I was a young white guy with long hair and a short ish beard. Someone at my job decided I looked like shaggy from scooby doo. The name kinda stuck and became my nickname.
Few months later, I was at work and one of the guys came over and asked for some favor. I forget what it was but it wasn't like a 30 second thing, it was like a multi hour task. I denied the request and made some excuse. He then reached behind his back and pulled out a box of scooby snacks. They were like small graham crackers in the shape of a dog head like scooby. "Would you do it for a scooby snack?" Everyone around started laughing, even I started laughing.
I didn't end up doing it and the task was just made up for the joke. It was pretty funny though. He said he saw them over the weekend when grocery shopping for his family and thought the joke was too good.
Side note, they still make scooby snacks and the kid I'm basically raising actually really likes them.
I thought this was going to end up where all green text comments end up, choo choo
Nope, just a funny wholesome story from my past.
I would! I want to try that shit.
I want this sooooo bad.
Like a dog ... with your tongue?
Is your name Coldwater?