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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 36 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Typically without solid training what happens is the weapon gets turned on the wrong person.

But, for the sake of a good time we can imagine some asshole pervs getting lit up like a cigar. Heh heh. Awesome.

[–] unit327@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 hours ago

I hope the QA is good. Training or no training, these aliexpress specials will probably just self immolate in your bag.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 13 hours ago

Also, fire doesn't just stay put. Yes, you might burn the attacker, but catch the building on fire killing people.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hope it is more deterrent than anything else

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Idk, having something that could melt metal from a safe distance as a deterrent seems a bit overkill. But don't take my word for it, I might be overreacting.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm, that sounds like something a velociraptor would say.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

That’s hate speech.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's just running on butane - it won't have enough heat mass to melt metal (and produce any notable flames). Probably it won't do much more to a person than startle the hell out of them and maybe ignite their hair.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

3300°C seems a bit much for butane but it could be farenheit which I would assume is still quite hot.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I think even oxy-butane tops out at 2,000°C (which is 50,000°F or something idk). 3,300°C is around the max for oxy-acetylene, which is I'm assuming what the person writing this was looking at.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social -4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Great, create more fear in society and pit people against each other and give them weapons, too. Winning concept.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Pit people against whom? Their active attacker? Who are you worried about making afraid?

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's just a weapon. It can be used by anybody, against anybody, for any reason. Being willing to use a weapon against other people doesn't mean you are justified in doing so. This particular weapon is probably most useful for disfiguring people. There's a fair chance that some over-entitled ex-boyfriends and stalkers might find a use for it.

Do you want to get embarrassed over getting defensive about a dark joke shitpost in a meme sub about women defending themselves against the onslaught of rape the world throws at them and how the systems in power refuse to give a shit about to the point of them requiring lethal disfiguring weapons (as a joke, as this is just a stupid temu lighter intended to be used simply as a lighter for people stupid enough to buy one, if that wasn’t fucking obvious.) to stop it from happening to them or do you maybe just want to fuck off about it? I’ve still got more in the tank, but I’d rather do other things than point out how fucking stupid it is to take shit like this seriously to the point of arguing against it as a safety issue. I just got off of a rare slow shift at work and need to play with my cat.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What attacker? There is no attacker, it's all a hypothetical situation meant to rile up people like you.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world -1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Rape is a made up hypothetical situation?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Are you being raped right now?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Oh, you’re right. You’re so right. I’m not getting raped, so it doesn’t exist. What a relief.

Also, nobody is getting flame throwers, jackass. Congrats on outing yourself as a media illiterate rape advocate because of a meme. Cheers.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yep, people who don't agree with you are rapists. That's a sign of intellectual maturity right there. QED, psycho.

Yeah, that’s exactly what’s going on here. Right again. You’re the best kind of guy.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

By that logic, shouldn't everyone carry a gun too? If it's theoretically only going to be used against an active attacker, what's the big deal?

(Note: this isn't an argument for carrying guns)

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

A lot of people carry guns specifically for that reason. I’m not saying it’s a perfect solution, but it speaks of a bigger issue that is being ignored. If people are forced to look out for themselves then the options become very limited and outside of the possibility of anything approaching ideal. I’m not choosing to worry about the attackers getting set on fire in this situation, my concerns and those of the people who have a need for things like this have already been outright ignored entirely. People don’t have a better option, it was taken from them already.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And has easy access to guns never caused problems? Possibly more problems than they've solved?

My problem isn't with people deterring potential attackers or fighting off actual attackers. My concern is with the potential for misuse, and the fact that labeling this as some innocent means of self-defense is covering up the fact that it wouldn't be limited to being used exclusively by victims. That's just marketing. Any psycho could buy one of these.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world -1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yup. That’s the available option.

Maybe we should try to address the issues with the longstanding preservation of rape culture. When that never happens, though, this is what we are left with. You’re mad at the pen, you should be mad at the person who threw the pen.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You are mad at men, just like racists are mad at immigrants. There is literally no difference in your worldviews, only the targets.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world -1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I’m mad at systemic patriarchy, you’re the one playing the victim and taking that personally. Curious.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

You're mad at a bogeyman, and I don't trust you with weapons, because then I will have to get one too, to protect myself from psychos like you.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Nobody is getting flame throwers, you fucking moron.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Are you a maga troll? Because this is how they usually argue. None of your arguments make sense when you say this, this is literally the whole fucking debate, about psychopaths like yourself ordering pocket flamethrowers to use against anyone you dislike, which I'm going to confidently guess is everybody but yourself.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

Yup, I’m real concerned about the bogeyman. You’re right and you should feel super rational and confident in knowing I’m the obvious victim of false insecurities. You’re doing great, have fun with your mission of fighting against rampant lighter assaults, big fan of that whole thing, but I’m done taking the piss out of you dolts.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Abusers should be afraid. 🤷‍♂️

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

The problem is that who an "abuser" is is extremely subjective. In this case it's evil men. What if people buy these because they're scared of evil immigrants? The argument is the exact same.

And nothing is stopping abusers from getting these too. You think they have a little checkbox on the order you have to cross on the form so they don't accidentally sell them to the wrong person?

And who are they against exactly, gropers, rapists, people that hit on you in a club, any stranger that approaches you? Burning someone alive is a pretty big commitment, you better make sure you got the right person, or else you're just another psychopath with a weapon waiting for a chance to use it on anyone you dislike.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You’re real scared about getting set on fire, huh?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Spoken like a true klan member.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You understand that nobody is handing out flame throwers, right? You know that this is a meme, right? You can’t really be that fucking stupid, right?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I see, it's all just a joke and you're frothing at the mouth like a rabid dog because it isn't serious. Right?

Yeah, that’s what’s going on, sure. Keep going, I love you chuds. Point out more about how angry I’m getting about the meme post.