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Mate if heaven is so boring grandma is watching you gobble balls instead of spending all her time gobbling balls do you even wanna go.
So a couple things
this is premium content I'm making here, mmkay, you best believe I expect a crowd to gather and a 'that's my (grand)son!' with foam #1 fingers, concession grub, and competitive betting taking place
also hell no I don't want to go, it's all straight people and gay people who died in denial, I want to (continue to) get my freak on with raunchy adorable twinks and chubby guys for a long, long time
๐
You know what you're about.
Dicks out for Harambe and balls out for grandma?
Dickballs out for Harambe's grandma.
Maybe Grandma is gobbling balls in heaven.
1v1 me gran
1v1? You underestimate granny. 2, 3 sometimes more.
Oh I know what the ladies like
wait no wrong quote-