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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 86 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Is this the same entitled bitch who got a $1,000,000 ranch as a present?

Maybe pay some fucking taxes, Phoebe.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 32 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

To quote Pearl Jam:

Born on third,

Thinks (s)he got a triple.