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Ever do an acerglyn (maple/honey)?
No, the word looks familiar but I never caught what it is. I really want to get bees but can't afford it.
"Acer" is the genus name for maples.
The way most beekeepers make money is not selling honey (or wax). The biggest money makers are actually selling bees (in a package, nucleus hive, or full hive), or selling queens (genetics of a queen dictate the temperament of the hive). This is not including the huge commercial beekeepers who make their money off of pollination contracts.
This means that beekeepers are incentivized to get new people into the hobby, so beekeeping is very apprenticeship focused. Local clubs can put you in contact with someone while will be happy to show you the ropes (and give you a bunch of honey in exchange for the help).
To get started learning, all you really need is a veil and gloves (about $50 new total), but you may be able to get used gear for way cheaper. When you start doing hive inspections on your own, you'll need a hive tool, smoker, and probably a bee brush (also about $50 total new).
If you want to get your own hives, the major costs are the bees themselves (which are way cheaper to buy through a club, like ~$100 last time i checked), and the boxes themselves, which can run a couple hundred for a hive. If you live somewhere with bears and/or skunks, you'll want an electric fence, too. Usually, it's better to have 2 hives, too, because if a hive dies in the winter, you can split the other hive and you are barely worse off.
If you are handy and have the tools, you can build your own hives to save money. Also, you can capture wild bee swarms by leaving swarm traps around during the right time of the year.
Lastly, there is specialized gear for harvesting honey, but usually you borrow it from a club.
Tl;dr, you can go all in to start by yourself for like $700, but you can get started as an apprentice for like $50 (or honestly just borrowing gear for free).
Those are good tips thanks I have tried to find hives and they were like $200 each and hard to find not nearby, maybe I will try those clubs. I do have Bears here, I actually got 10 chickens last spring about this time and by Midsummer they were all dead from a bear that smashed my silly defenses.
I did find a hive once and harvested it, took about 2/3 of the honey then closed it back up so the bees would be all right and it was in early summer so they would have been fine recovering. Only got stung once with no gear and that was my fault it got stuck in the honey and I physically touched it on the Stinger. But if there are Africanized all bets are off. I do not think they are Africanized this far north at the 45th parallel though I recall something about that being a sothern problem.
Mostly all forest, but there is large field areas although not all that many flowers a few, should be able to support some bees, I don't know about the bear.
Anyway I wanted to hook up with some of the farmers in the area for some other schemes I had, and although I am in the forest and Park area the next County over has a lot of agriculture just 15 miles off maybe, I bet you I could find some beekeepers there if I had an in with them. I managed to harvest probably hundreds of pounds of apples off of trees on the side of the road that have been rotting on the trees every year I have seen them.
Wanted to find somebody with some cows and or pigs that are raised in the old fashion of letting them wander around the farm and not in concentration camps, and buy an entire animal, Butcher it, and then sell it in the city, like I have heard of people doing how shares. If you bought an entire cow worth of beef at the grocery store it would cost like as much money as a car. It is a great deal to buy a quarter or an eighth of a cow even with the person making the deal doubling the price from purchase after butchering and delivering.
It is harm reduction from factory farms too. Will not qualify for sainthood but still if we can cut out factory farms that would be a huge plus. Anyway thanks again for the tips.