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OOP is a construct of oppression installed by the burgoise (feddit.org)
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[โ€“] ms_lane@lemmy.world 62 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

replaces Classes with Functions

code is still parsed from the top down and some functions are more privileged than others

It's just like Lenin wanted!

[โ€“] Juice@midwest.social 17 points 12 hours ago

The Comintern has reviewed this comment and found it quite funny