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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 108 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The nurses all love when Jim is the on call ER doctor cause he doesn’t take any shit. I remember this 19 year old kid came in and said he had a toothache and Jim was just like, are you kidding me? And shot him.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 51 points 1 day ago

I heard one time Jim gave a patient six months to live... the patient claimed he didn't have insurance and would never pay him in time, so Jim gave him 9 months.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One time I went to Jim and told him it hurt when I moved my arm a certain way. So he kicked me in the knee. It hurt so much I forgot all about my arm. Then he charged me $15,000.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

Don't catch you slippin' now

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

What gave it away?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

“I’ll give you something to ache about.” -Jim

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

I'ma give you something to cry about