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[–] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To reject defectors to Israel, which we need.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

one raging asshole saying something correct one time does not change the fact that your government is fucked. i certainly wouldn't want that piece of shit on my team.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i don't even have a team, i'm on the other side of the planet.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you are helping the right to win, you aren't on the side of the planet, and that's what you are doing here, ignorance is no excuse.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 2 days ago

mtg is helping the right win.