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[–] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I'd prefer this over the open-floor plan with shared desks we get currently

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 5 points 12 hours ago

Seriously. Neurodivergent folks like myself stand an iota of a chance of being successful with a cubicle. Open floor plans are an assault on our senses and the wet dream of micromanagers. They are awful and the reason I exclusively work from home.

[–] SethW@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

seriously all these boomers complaining about cubicles like they wouldnt be paradise, the audacity

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I like our open space plan, personally. It's full of plants and green, which makes it less clinical, full kf sound dampening, which makes it less oppressively noisy and also full of people I get along with well, which makes quick across-the-desks banter more fun.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, well designed open space is great. One that gives a semblance of privacy and "personality". But 99% of open spaces are not that, so cubicles win most of the time.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer working at home. I've got the home part currently, but not so much the working.

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