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[–] agingelderly@lemmy.world 26 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I won't even wear a sports hat if their color is red. If someone sees it from the wrong angle it might as well be a maga hat. Hell, red sports hats are too similar even if only viewed from the front with logo in plain sight.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

As a cards fan, I really fucking hate magats for ruining red hats. I always have to wear the away or batting practice cap

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 16 hours ago

Fuck yeah, props to the Dads. Hope you all dethrone LA and their bullshit.