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[–] stressballs@lemmy.zip 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Lies. Dudes like that don't own a second chair.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

One of the chairs doubles as a table for the chicken sandwiches.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Has got to have a spot to put up your feet

[–] antimidas@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Or put the laptop/cellphone you watch the porn on