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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

“Nothing else in his apartment“? No towel, sock or Kleenex?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He swallows each load. Recycling!

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What are you hinting at? Not so sure what you mean.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He says (quite clearly) that the reason for the lack of paper products to wick up the semen is because the man drinks his own semen, he goes on further likening this practice to recycling.

I hope I was of assistance.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ah. I wasn’t thinking about THAT in my original question.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What do you think the chicken sandwiches are for?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

You mean the napkins.

Right?

Reminds me of a video from /b/ where this prostitute goes "Where is your furniture, where do you fuck?" And then he goes "Everywhere" absurdity ensues, cannot share here due to rules