this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
1148 points (98.3% liked)

Not The Onion

20319 readers
1113 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] human@slrpnk.net 154 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Belgian-Israeli businessman Ehud Arye Laniado, founder of Omega Diamonds, suffered a fatal heart attack while undergoing injections intended to enlarge his penis.

...

However, prosecutors later downgraded the charges to failure to assist a person in danger, drug-related offences, and practising medicine without a licence.

Call me paranoid, but I'd like anyone giving me penis injections to be licensed to practice medicine.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wonder if this is a benefit to having health insurance: my insurance presumedly vets doctors in their network, so I'd have a hard time going to anyone unlicensed.

On the other hand, if I got penis enhancement surgery my insurance wouldn't cover it anyway, so I'd probably not care if they were out of network.

[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Socialized medicine also vets the doctors they have on payroll. Extra bonus: their vetting process doesn't involve a willingness to fuck patients over for extra cash.

Also, regardless of who pays, always check the doctor's credentials and more importantly their online reviews - there are a lot of crappy doctors that are acting perfectly legally.

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Extra bonus: their vetting process doesn't involve a willingness to fuck patients over for extra cash.

Funny when here in Belgium, the government put a couple decades ago a cap on the number of doctors who were allowed to graduate medical school (numerus clausus). The goal is to reduce the number of doctors to pay for (with the support of existing doctors who want less competition).

The predictable result of artificial scarcity? I live a major city and if I want an appointment with any specialist it's a 6+ months delay or a 1-2 months if you can justify a daytrip to Brussels. This is having real tangible impacts on quality of care.

Obviously I would not trade my healthcare system for the American one but let's not pretend that money and greed aren't factors.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (6 replies)