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[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 25 points 11 hours ago (10 children)

To all the kids out there: accept who you are. Love yourself. Be genuine.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 40 points 11 hours ago (8 children)

To all the billionaires out there, keep getting shady, life-threatening surgeries.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Also: you totally do know everything there is to know about deep sea submarines

[–] October1@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

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