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[โ€“] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Instead, the airlines should just adopt old sea voyage rules. Die on the plane? Out the back you go, DB Cooper style!

Or, better, give them the old Admiral Nelson treatment! Just stick them in an airtight suitcase with the contents of all of those wee little liquor bottles!