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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, at least it’s someone that won’t try to force smalltalk and whatnot (if they did then I’d be worried).

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

What if the dead turned zombie and started mumbling but otherwise ignored you? Imagine a polite chap, a British zombie, just quite old and mumbling to itself like ... old people do.

Would you prefer to continue the flight or be diverted and change seats?