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Trump orders up IndyCar race on the streets of Washington for 'America250 Grand Prix' (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

Sorry, all we can offer you is to be murdered in the streets while the president kidnaps your children to rape.

Yeah? That comment makes you upset? It fucking should! We need to end this shit NOW.