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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you missed the best part

AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA! sweat pouring off balmer as his body goes into shock from the pain

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

His mutant power is absorbing all of the cocaine in a 20 mi radius.