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The French will build a great great nuclear umbrella for the EU and will have the US pay for that.
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42281306
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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A senile lunatic with sole command over the American nuclear football, no less!
A part of me still likes to believe that someone was smart enough to cut the wire to the littel red button before he took office for the second time.
They're outright evil. And yes...they're irresponsibly stupid. But not THAT stupid. Miller and co. would have made sure that when the little red button gets pushed, it's on their time, not because the syphillitic orange muppet whose ass they have their hands up decides to have a dementia moment.
The football contains launch codes but he can't press the button himself.