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'Ugh, I'm never going to be like spiders. My descendants will all just be normal arthropods who mind their own busines and don't do anything weird.' --The ancestor of a bunch of eusocial insects
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3199/
Little did arthropods 1 and 3 know that ultimately, they'd just do like 2
Everything evolves into a crab.