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[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

Advice of the Day

Honestly? Turn off that analytics completely. Who needs it? What insights will logflare give you when the server can barely breathe? It's like buying a fitness tracker when you're in the ICU. Or at least drop that memory limit to 1GB and let it die faster.

LOL!!!