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Work harder, slave, or no promotion. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

❌ Don't say: 'I don't want a promotion'.

❔Why: you do want to work more for a proportionally small salary increase.

✅ Say: 'I will be pleased to eat shit now both ways for a couple more dollars'.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I assure you, I am qualified to both eat shit and also to serve shit to my team, in quantities you could hardly fathom. I have my bib on and everything, we've streamlined the process so I eat the shit and spray it directly from my ass into the team's mouths, we've overcome process inefficiencies to deliver high impact fecal geysers, empowering the team's ability to onboard more fecal content into their own shit production.

It's a thing of fuckin' beauty, if you can get past the smell. Most don't, but they aren't the team players now, are they?