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[–] bampop@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you're monitoring his movements, I'd go with a dripping tap sound. Just enough irregularity in the timing to keep it interesting. Silence it every time he gets out of bed.