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[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'd use the sound of a cricket or some kind of insect. Make him paranoid and spend all his time hunting for an imaginary bug

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

3 seconds of mosquitoes buzz, like it just swooped near. That’d do it for me.