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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 135 points 1 day ago (4 children)

In a situation like this is it better to punch the kid or the parents?

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Hey! This is the internet, someone will suggest to play safe, take a swing at all three.

I know I sound old, but I miss the days when I (or even my kids) went to school. If a teacher reached out to parents you knew troubles where waiting at home. Not like being beaten senseless, but a punishment was lurking in your near future which would match your wrong doing.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 80 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You sound angry. How about eating a nice banana instead?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Have you tried putting them in the other end?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Do you just never know the size of anything?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] seerdomin1983@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

Jumping uppercut ala Ryu in Streetfighter

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Punch the parent and they might learn how to help their kid learn better.