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California has nukes.
And a national guard!
No. The US federal government does.
Like the Soviet Union did in Ukraine.
In this specific case, they're on nuke subs based out of San Diego. I'd say there's a coin flip chance a few of those stay on California's side in this ridiculously contrived fantasy scenario.
Right, because Trump would definitely just pull all the federal military out and leave all their equipment behind like Biden did in Afghanistan. /s