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[–] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I don’t think they were implying that at all. Instead imagine the situation where you send your spouse into a burning building and then they go out the back door and don’t call you. If the wife was afraid the seller was a murderer, this isn’t a case of needing to know where their partner is 24/7. It’s knowing where their partner is after what they view is a very unsafe situation.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Frankly, I can easily imagine them going "hey let's got for a beer and see which one of our two paranoiacs freaks out first".

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

One could argue that thinking the woman selling a lamp on Facebook marketplace is a murderer is an unusually paranoid thought

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maybe a lamp isn't worth sending your husband to 'certain death' then. If you're really that concerned about buying off FB marketplace just go to HomeGoods™ ffs, they've got lamps too.

Guess that is more of an indication of her priorities, "a possible chance at a discount on this mass produced lamp is worth the chance that my husband literally dies."

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago

I was using an extreme example. She was afraid of being murdered, doesn’t mean that she is afraid of the same for her husband. All it means is that it’s a different situation. It has nothing to do with tracking your husband’s whereabouts 24/7