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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If they're going to stereotype people to detain them there's nothing wrong with stereotyping them back. It won't kill them to pack their own lunch.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Define the type? Middle aged white dude? Maybe fat, maybe not. Maybe bald. Maybe not?

Most don’t have visible Nazis tats.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

Groups of white, bearded, men in sunglasses and baseball caps, walking around puffed up with authority. It's either ICE or cops, either way, fuck em.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I think you missed the point of what stereotyping is...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Go get some lunch big boy.”

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That gravy seal is really holding the thin-crust line.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

That guy told me he fucked my mom on Xbox call of duty 20 years ago.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 17 hours ago

Too bad he's a Nazi and deserves to be cold and alone at night the rest of his life, 'cause that's a super cuddly looking guy.