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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Eye contact is a great way to get assaulted by a homeless person who is possibly dealing with psychosis.

Hey now, that's not fair. In NYC, it's also a great way to get scammed by fake monks.