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Anon visits New York (lemmy.world)
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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I yelled the N-Word in Alabama, they elected me Mayor of the town I was in. Unfortunately I turned down the position because the town population was three tumbleweeds and a goat.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So the 3 tumbleweeds and goat are racist?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 22 points 1 week ago

No no, they're the actual voters, and are racist, but they identify as tumbleweeds and goats; oh, and hate Trans people, and have no sense of irony.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Democracy is three tumbleweeds and a goat voting on what to have for lunch.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago

Fake, they don't have tumbleweeds in Alabama, they have kudzu.