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Closing programs (infosec.pub)

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[–] Redkey@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago

I am stuck using an otherwise old but theoretically bearable PC at work running Windows 11 from a spinning HDD. But I'll tell you, when I dug through the registry to turn off all the background indexing nonsense, it became damn near usable.