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ICE Reportedly Stole a 10th Grader's Phone, Then Seemingly Sold It for Cash (futurism.com)

submitted 1 day ago by throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Time to leave the good phone at home and use a super cheap burner on an esim when out in public

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I suggest a note 7. On the off chance it explodes on them.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Holy crap that's genius, too bad they made me send it back to them...