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[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I’m on the fence about this one. On the one hand, everything is made up on 4chinz, but on the other hand, 4chinners are the type of people to fuck their sister. So…

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can confirm. I'm not on 4chan and I have not fucked my sister.

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: what self-respecting sister would wanna fuck a 4channer?

[–] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're right insofar as the average woman on 4chan is probably sufficiently lacking in self-respect to fuck another channer, but that theory falls apart when you consider that she'd probably also be okay with fucking her bio bro and as such, wouldn't cry and throw up over it.